If this finally doesn't make it into the firmware, I've been thinking about another -albeit slightly complicated- option using Hydrogen. This application lets you assign up to 16 velocity layers to each note with the samples of your choice in each one, meaning that without changing notes you can have up to 16 different velocity-dependent sounds in a single pad if you want. If you want to use your favourite VST's sounds, then there's another application called Synthclone (linux only) with which you can make Hydrogen drum kits out of any midi-based drum VST. In my case, I'd route only the ride midi notes to Hydrogen, mute it in AD, and do the magic there.
While doable, it'd still be a royal pain in the arse.
And no, I'd prefer not to just move the whole AD kit to Hydrogen because even if you do that, it still doesn't sound half as realistic as the real thing (it doesn't do round-robin sampling among other things), but I could live with it using it for 1 pad.
I just mention it because other people might find it useful for purposes different to mine - it's a very versatile program, and it's open source